Sparks Fly At Third Dem Debate – Colbert's LIVE Monologue
Stephen Colbert uses his LIVE Late Show monologue to break down the highlights of tonight’s Democratic Presidential Debate, including the results of the first …
I don't get why Pete buttigieg isn't doing better. He has the perfect background and when he talks he makes sense.
"phlegmsalvania"? The writers should go work the for tRUMP administration. If the facts don't fit the joke, just make shit up. Senator Sanders is from VERMONT. What the hell, neither state is NYC so it really doesn't matter. Colbert sucks, he's a one trick pony.
I love how Biden predicted the future by accidentally calling Bernie the president.
Bernie has one of the healthiest hearts out there his arteries are clean the rest are ticking time bombs.
I can’t wait till there are no more jokes about president trump. I am positive we will have just as many great jokes about the impeached trump we just won’t have to be crying inside.
Berni is too old ,and always angry . He needs free healthcare desperately. Biden is always forgotten to say the right words . Yang thinks everything will happen with the money. Latinos are not fit to be a president . Look what they have done to Mexico. Beto has a big mouth . Hope he will not be shot. Harris has a dirty mouth . It’s not presidential speech *Little dude *. Warren has hypertension . She needs to see psychiatrist. Cory Book is Fast and Furious. He should be in ICE instead. Amy looks like she needs help herself. So no democrat will win in 2020 😢
GENIUS
I'd rather an old dude who has the mannerisms of an old man than the brain. If the words come out make sense then it's not a big deal if they're in a voice of an snl character. Lol
What state are we in when we're making fun of having too many plans?!
"Everything revolves around the almighty dollar" was a fact, not a moral argument. Was Colbert hoping Yang wish that away rather than work within the system? Not a good look Colbert.
Yang is trying to bribe his way in!
Betto….Does the Second Amendment mean anything to you? You so easily think that removing guns from millions of responsible gun owners who have not and will not go on a shooting rampage will solve the real issue of mental health deficiency? The ratio of responsible gun owners to mentally sick individuals who have gone off the rails, is staggering. These mentally ill individuals will use any means possible to cause the harm they want to inflict, be it guns, cars, bombs, who knows where their sick minds deviate to. Instead of jumping on that "they love the gun control" issue which you think will give you the win, you should focus on the real issue if you want to make some difference. Because, the "hell yea we are coming for your guns" is not gonna work out real well. No gun owners are saying.."ok Beto…here you go". But don't you have body guards around you that carry guns? How dare you think that your security is more important than the rest of us!!!
11:57 so Biden got technological when talking about education? Are you sure there Stephen? It wasn’t about racial issues? Stop batting for Biden https://youtu.be/8iQuvb8yue4
I would appreciate if he would show some respect for Bernie, he could be his dad and he's working harder than Stephen ever will probably work on anything.
Hes old as shit but he fights for a good cause. Leave the old man his health alone
Well, "the guy in 'The wizard of Oz' " is probably the correct way of saying it. For "the wizard of Oz" was a fictional character even in their fictional universe. The small dude was pretending to be him, but there is no wizard of oz. There is only the small dude. Whereas, in Rambo, the guy in Rambo is actually Rambo. But, funny joke I guess.
10:00 This guy clearly never heard of being caught up in a war without starting it. "Do you have a time machine?" Another "funny" joke, but for all I know, his point with that statement was: "Well it sux that it was actually started. Now we have to be "caught up" in it and deal with it appropriately. Though ideally, I should never have even happened."
The Day After Tomorrow can't be today. Number one, it was a shitty movie. Number two, nothing that rapid and cold has even been seen in Antarctica. And number three, it was a shitty movie. I'm not downplaying the climate problem, just Hollywood's interpretation of it. Let us not borrow inspiration from shitty movies for real life events.
Yang is the smartest guy in the lineup. Sick of the same old political BS word salad.
The only things he could tease burnie about is that he needs a losenge and looks like doc brown. That says a lot. Why is Joe called the front runner?
I’m sorry but Biden just doesn’t seem in fit condition to become president, my man is really old and forgetful. But you and Obama were a great combo while it lasted
That "freedom dividend" sounds super ridiculous… 😂😂😂
These polls they keep saying that Biden , is leading in the polls? How in the fuck is that true, like people listen to this guy and think that’s def my guy? Wtf
Question for any americans in the house…would that 1000 dividend even cover healthcare insurance for a family for a month?
literally no jabs at warren smh
We're doomed look in the seat in front of you for the pamphlet to see what to do
Colbert is on fire, nearly broke down at work
I understand treating all of them equally, but Stephen is better than making fun of people for things they cannot help, especially someone working as hard as Bernie Sanders.
Colbert was too hard with Kamala Harris. So she said the guy in "The Wizard of Oz". The point was, he wasn't a wizard at all, just a con artist, which is exactly what Trumpf is.
I think I got quiplash from these debates
Bernie bros are as bad as trump supporters.
"the president" YES HE IS!!!!!!!!
The media is managing this campaign as they always do, they know Bernie is coming for them and all of a sudden the polls show him as second or third. He is #1 people don't let them discourage you. Make your vote matter!
brilliant!
Colbert: No one likes Castro making old people jokes.
Biden is a sad sack.
I don't get why Pete buttigieg isn't doing better. He has the perfect background and when he talks he makes sense.
"phlegmsalvania"? The writers should go work the for tRUMP administration. If the facts don't fit the joke, just make shit up. Senator Sanders is from VERMONT. What the hell, neither state is NYC so it really doesn't matter. Colbert sucks, he's a one trick pony.
6:40 Joe Biden old man..
I love how Biden predicted the future by accidentally calling Bernie the president.
Bernie has one of the healthiest hearts out there his arteries are clean the rest are ticking time bombs.
I can’t wait till there are no more jokes about president trump. I am positive we will have just as many great jokes about the impeached trump we just won’t have to be crying inside.
Berni is too old ,and always angry . He needs free healthcare desperately.
Biden is always forgotten to say the right words .
Yang thinks everything will happen with the money.
Latinos are not fit to be a president . Look what they have done to Mexico.
Beto has a big mouth . Hope he will not be shot.
Harris has a dirty mouth . It’s not presidential speech *Little dude *.
Warren has hypertension . She needs to see psychiatrist.
Cory Book is Fast and Furious. He should be in ICE instead.
Amy looks like she needs help herself.
So no democrat will win in 2020 😢
GENIUS
I'd rather an old dude who has the mannerisms of an old man than the brain. If the words come out make sense then it's not a big deal if they're in a voice of an snl character. Lol
What state are we in when we're making fun of having too many plans?!
"Everything revolves around the almighty dollar" was a fact, not a moral argument. Was Colbert hoping Yang wish that away rather than work within the system? Not a good look Colbert.
Yang is trying to bribe his way in!
Betto….Does the Second Amendment mean anything to you? You so easily think that removing guns from millions of responsible gun owners who have not and will not go on a shooting rampage will solve the real issue of mental health deficiency? The ratio of responsible gun owners to mentally sick individuals who have gone off the rails, is staggering. These mentally ill individuals will use any means possible to cause the harm they want to inflict, be it guns, cars, bombs, who knows where their sick minds deviate to. Instead of jumping on that "they love the gun control" issue which you think will give you the win, you should focus on the real issue if you want to make some difference. Because, the "hell yea we are coming for your guns" is not gonna work out real well. No gun owners are saying.."ok Beto…here you go". But don't you have body guards around you that carry guns? How dare you think that your security is more important than the rest of us!!!
11:57 so Biden got technological when talking about education? Are you sure there Stephen? It wasn’t about racial issues? Stop batting for Biden https://youtu.be/8iQuvb8yue4
I would appreciate if he would show some respect for Bernie, he could be his dad and he's working harder than Stephen ever will probably work on anything.
Hes old as shit but he fights for a good cause. Leave the old man his health alone
Well, "the guy in 'The wizard of Oz' " is probably the correct way of saying it. For "the wizard of Oz" was a fictional character even in their fictional universe. The small dude was pretending to be him, but there is no wizard of oz. There is only the small dude.
Whereas, in Rambo, the guy in Rambo is actually Rambo. But, funny joke I guess.
10:00 This guy clearly never heard of being caught up in a war without starting it.
"Do you have a time machine?" Another "funny" joke, but for all I know, his point with that statement was: "Well it sux that it was actually started. Now we have to be "caught up" in it and deal with it appropriately. Though ideally, I should never have even happened."
The Day After Tomorrow can't be today. Number one, it was a shitty movie. Number two, nothing that rapid and cold has even been seen in Antarctica. And number three, it was a shitty movie. I'm not downplaying the climate problem, just Hollywood's interpretation of it. Let us not borrow inspiration from shitty movies for real life events.
Yang is the smartest guy in the lineup. Sick of the same old political BS word salad.
The only things he could tease burnie about is that he needs a losenge and looks like doc brown. That says a lot. Why is Joe called the front runner?
I’m sorry but Biden just doesn’t seem in fit condition to become president, my man is really old and forgetful. But you and Obama were a great combo while it lasted
That "freedom dividend" sounds super ridiculous… 😂😂😂
These polls they keep saying that Biden , is leading in the polls? How in the fuck is that true, like people listen to this guy and think that’s def my guy? Wtf
Question for any americans in the house…would that 1000 dividend even cover healthcare insurance for a family for a month?
literally no jabs at warren smh
We're doomed look in the seat in front of you for the pamphlet to see what to do
Colbert is on fire, nearly broke down at work
I understand treating all of them equally, but Stephen is better than making fun of people for things they cannot help, especially someone working as hard as Bernie Sanders.
Colbert was too hard with Kamala Harris. So she said the guy in "The Wizard of Oz". The point was, he wasn't a wizard at all, just a con artist, which is exactly what Trumpf is.
I think I got quiplash from these debates
Bernie bros are as bad as trump supporters.
"the president" YES HE IS!!!!!!!!
The media is managing this campaign as they always do, they know Bernie is coming for them and all of a sudden the polls show him as second or third. He is #1 people don't let them discourage you. Make your vote matter!
brilliant!
Colbert: No one likes Castro making old people jokes.
Also Colbert: BERNIE THO AMIRITE?
Bernie2020