drink more than a gallon of water/cranberry juice/gatorade if you can! the more fluid you consume the more likely you are to pass. also MAKE SURE YOU EAT before doing this!!!! the certo makes the thc bind to your poop and it works as a diuretic so you’ll be peeing and pooping all the thc out. that’s the main key to passing. also, don’t wait longer than two hours to take the clean test. it’ll keep your urine diluted for just under two hours!
(3) 16oz of water, (1) for the Certo, (2) to drink afterwards. Smoked 2 days prior to test, Urine was sent to a lab…. PASSED… Proves if done correctly, the stuff works.
You don't need to poop to pass it tho..
I am having a GDAMN drugtest on work tomorrow…I have not been smoking for 24 days now, been working out like hell, been eating fruit and dark bread only, no red meat or fat…..And my home test is positive still…GRRRRR…And can't find "certo" anywhere here in my country,,,,GRRRRRR I feel so discriminated, because I want to keep this job, and have been respecting their drugs rules since day 1.
How long do you have to wait please let me know fast I have one tomorrow
Does certo work for all drugs benzos, amphetamines, and of crs mary jane? But I'm more concern about benzos and amphetamines… pls, pls, pls, get back to me
I am effing weak you really said you pissed on your hand and pissed on camera lol thanks tho
When she talks fast, put the playback in .5x speed lmaoo
Why did you waste your time reading it and fastfoward your voice. Wtf did you say
Shorty got rappers on here following the method 🤭👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💯❤️
Did you end up passing? I have like 4 drugs in my system and a test tomorrow I have certro but only one packet my friend gave me I don't wanna screw up. Also I have 1 at home test I am worrying about timing it right. I have like 16 hours. I am gonna use for my last time then start drinking water
You look like this girl i use 2 work with.we hated each other at first but i we ended up super cool❤ Ps.. This shit better work
Or just don't get high. It suck but it can be done..
How many pouches did you take
I've got 4.5 days to clean out how would you stage this method out or how many times should I test in my time frame that I've been granted ?
Have you ever thought of adding yellow food coloring to the drinks before consumption?
Testing tomorrow. Downing tonight and in the morning. Feeling bloated 😩
Ya’ll update! It worked!
Thank you baby love
I live in Wyoming and I’ve done this a couple times. Failed a couple and passed a couple. I’ve got an extremely high metabolism so I don’t have to drink as much to pass but I was curious do you have to poop before you take the UA?
I have the powder Sure-Jell can I use that or do I need the liquid or does it not matter can anyone answer this for me that has the correct information because I have a drug test coming up in a day or two haven't smoked but one blunt in the last 10 days
YALLLLLLL IT WORKED! I TOOK A HOME DRUG TEST AND THIS MORNING I FAILED BUT AFTER I DID THE CERTO 2 HOURS LATER I GOT A NEGATIVE DRUG TEST. FUCK YES. HOPE IT WORKS TOMORROW
Your grin, you have a smile line, so great
7:09 giirrll that is a whole ass moood , i probably make that face about 20 times a day 😂
I love ur vibe!!💕
You have a stoooonersss voice
A diuretic like furosemide or HCTZ are included in blood pressure medications for fluid retention. Meaning it makes you PEE NOT POOP. This product binds to the fat receptors and lines the kidneys for a short amount of time, keeping the toxins inside during the time frame of the drug test. RN and fellow stoner here☺
Did you test yourself with the first pee after the certo? I’ve read you must use the third pee after the certo… help please? @Brittany Ramone
I poured certo into a 32oz gatorade, drank hella water, waited about 2 hours and still failed. Am I missing something?
It works! Literally listened to everything you said and after 1 hour I drug tested and it passed! I even went home and took a at home test 2 1/2 hours after that and that still passed. I knew it was always going to work!
drink more than a gallon of water/cranberry juice/gatorade if you can! the more fluid you consume the more likely you are to pass. also MAKE SURE YOU EAT before doing this!!!! the certo makes the thc bind to your poop and it works as a diuretic so you’ll be peeing and pooping all the thc out. that’s the main key to passing. also, don’t wait longer than two hours to take the clean test. it’ll keep your urine diluted for just under two hours!
(3) 16oz of water, (1) for the Certo, (2) to drink afterwards. Smoked 2 days prior to test, Urine was sent to a lab…. PASSED… Proves if done correctly, the stuff works.
You don't need to poop to pass it tho..
I am having a GDAMN drugtest on work tomorrow…I have not been smoking for 24 days now, been working out like hell, been eating fruit and dark bread only, no red meat or fat…..And my home test is positive still…GRRRRR…And can't find "certo" anywhere here in my country,,,,GRRRRRR I feel so discriminated, because I want to keep this job, and have been respecting their drugs rules since day 1.
How long do you have to wait please let me know fast I have one tomorrow
Does certo work for all drugs benzos, amphetamines, and of crs mary jane? But I'm more concern about benzos and amphetamines… pls, pls, pls, get back to me
I am effing weak you really said you pissed on your hand and pissed on camera lol thanks tho
When she talks fast, put the playback in .5x speed lmaoo
Why did you waste your time reading it and fastfoward your voice. Wtf did you say
Shorty got rappers on here following the method 🤭👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💯❤️
Did you end up passing?
I have like 4 drugs in my system and a test tomorrow I have certro but only one packet my friend gave me I don't wanna screw up. Also I have 1 at home test
I am worrying about timing it right.
I have like 16 hours.
I am gonna use for my last time then start drinking water
You look like this girl i use 2 work with.we hated each other at first but i we ended up super cool❤
Ps.. This shit better work
Or just don't get high. It suck but it can be done..
How many pouches did you take
I've got 4.5 days to clean out how would you stage this method out or how many times should I test in my time frame that I've been granted ?
Have you ever thought of adding yellow food coloring to the drinks before consumption?
Testing tomorrow. Downing tonight and in the morning. Feeling bloated 😩
Ya’ll update! It worked!
Thank you baby love
I live in Wyoming and I’ve done this a couple times. Failed a couple and passed a couple. I’ve got an extremely high metabolism so I don’t have to drink as much to pass but I was curious do you have to poop before you take the UA?
I have the powder Sure-Jell can I use that or do I need the liquid or does it not matter can anyone answer this for me that has the correct information because I have a drug test coming up in a day or two haven't smoked but one blunt in the last 10 days
YALLLLLLL IT WORKED! I TOOK A HOME DRUG TEST AND THIS MORNING I FAILED BUT AFTER I DID THE CERTO 2 HOURS LATER I GOT A NEGATIVE DRUG TEST. FUCK YES. HOPE IT WORKS TOMORROW
Your grin, you have a smile line, so great
7:09 giirrll that is a whole ass moood , i probably make that face about 20 times a day 😂
I love ur vibe!!💕
You have a stoooonersss voice
A diuretic like furosemide or HCTZ are included in blood pressure medications for fluid retention. Meaning it makes you PEE NOT POOP. This product binds to the fat receptors and lines the kidneys for a short amount of time, keeping the toxins inside during the time frame of the drug test. RN and fellow stoner here☺
Did you test yourself with the first pee after the certo? I’ve read you must use the third pee after the certo… help please? @Brittany Ramone
I poured certo into a 32oz gatorade, drank hella water, waited about 2 hours and still failed. Am I missing something?
It works! Literally listened to everything you said and after 1 hour I drug tested and it passed! I even went home and took a at home test 2 1/2 hours after that and that still passed. I knew it was always going to work!
bless you.
How many times should we pee
A cute cool pothead??? Come onn iinnnnn